Nico Magalhaes Shredweiser 6669

Nico Magalhaes Shredweiser 6669

Song of Choice

Our good buddy Nico is back in town,
and ripping shit apart as always.

Dude reeks fun 24/7
Shit yeah hell yeah and fuck yeah

6 Reasons why everyone else sucks

They’re not Blower

They’re not American

If you don’t shred, you suck

If you don’t drink beer you suck

If you were built to consume you are a fucking blower

If you don’t wake up every morning and think about
the next thing your gonna destroy…. you fucking suck

6 Riffs to Rip Too

The Sword – The Black River

Metallica – Blitzkrieg

Pentagram –  Run My Course

Annihilation Time – Blast Off

Motorhead – Rock and Roll

The Sword –  Acheron/Unleashing the Orb

6 Places to Rip

Oakland

Puerto Rico

San Francisco

Montreal

Raleigh

Portugal

9 Ways to Kill Someone

If you were stuck behind a marathon full of bikes in your car
Just blast through em and fuck all there shit up

Tie em to a grenade pin

Pour a bunch of toxic goo on someone
See what happens

Throw someone out of a plane
cause if I was the one getting killed,
that would be pretty sick

Ticking time bomb under the skin

Rectal breach with a shotgun

Jugular Tear out

I would say fucking classic slicing someone
straight up with a ninja sword

Invent the chemical to initiate Zombie Apocalypse

We’ve sucked for far too long, It is time to BLOWER